PapaBear
04-16-2009, 04:36 PM
Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much
weight you have gained.
Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks
you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation
with Yiddish expressions.
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having
a flat stomach.
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while
drunk.
Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor
assumed by a proctologist immediately before
he examines you.
Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer
shorts.
Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
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Notification Alert:
Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of
electricity, gas, oil, as well as current market conditions,
The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
-- Anonymous
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Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much
weight you have gained.
Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks
you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation
with Yiddish expressions.
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having
a flat stomach.
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while
drunk.
Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor
assumed by a proctologist immediately before
he examines you.
Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer
shorts.
Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
__________________________________________________ __
Notification Alert:
Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of
electricity, gas, oil, as well as current market conditions,
The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
-- Anonymous
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