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SR-25
03-17-2006, 08:58 AM
Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.

Smashing car windows



Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.

Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said.

The occupants were not home, he added.

Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said.

"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.

Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.

Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.

"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.

Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.

"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

4CHP
03-17-2006, 09:10 AM
OUCH!!! :shock:

Cameron
03-17-2006, 12:01 PM
Oh man!!!!! :shock:

SuperTrooper
03-17-2006, 12:48 PM
That's hilarious.

Mac
03-18-2006, 07:49 AM
He gets high marks for toughness, but zero points for originality. A guy on PCP did that about 23 years ago in San Diego - cut it off and threw it at SDPD Officers in downtown. I was a reserve officer at one of the local PDs at the time, and saw a poster of him on the back counter with his booking photo and the caption "The Meanest Man in the World". :badgrin:

Flying Pig
03-18-2006, 02:32 PM
Look on the bright side........he cant reproduce! :biggrin:

KingFrankSam
03-18-2006, 04:16 PM
Is that a violation of the Penile Code? (sorry...)

DESERT RAT
03-18-2006, 06:44 PM
I bet that guy use to be Cocky!

BoySergeant
03-19-2006, 02:53 PM
He gets high marks for toughness, but zero points for originality. A guy on PCP did that about 23 years ago in San Diego - cut it off and threw it at SDPD Officers in downtown. I was a reserve officer at one of the local PDs at the time, and saw a poster of him on the back counter with his booking photo and the caption "The Meanest Man in the World". :badgrin:



I was thinking the same thing when I read this... this guy has to be on some anaesthetic or completely whacked out on something else.

Can you imagine if you were an officer that got HIT by a flying penis? How would you ever recover from that?? :lol: :lol:

dw
03-19-2006, 03:20 PM
He gets high marks for toughness, but zero points for originality. A guy on PCP did that about 23 years ago in San Diego - cut it off and threw it at SDPD Officers in downtown. I was a reserve officer at one of the local PDs at the time, and saw a poster of him on the back counter with his booking photo and the caption "The Meanest Man in the World". :badgrin:



I was thinking the same thing when I read this... this guy has to be on some anaesthetic or completely whacked out on something else.

Can you imagine if you were an officer that got HIT by a flying penis? How would you ever recover from that?? :lol: :lol:

a) who gets to do the 121?

b) can you imagine that MIS?

KingFrankSam
03-19-2006, 03:44 PM
He gets high marks for toughness, but zero points for originality. A guy on PCP did that about 23 years ago in San Diego - cut it off and threw it at SDPD Officers in downtown. I was a reserve officer at one of the local PDs at the time, and saw a poster of him on the back counter with his booking photo and the caption "The Meanest Man in the World". :badgrin:



I was thinking the same thing when I read this... this guy has to be on some anaesthetic or completely whacked out on something else.

Can you imagine if you were an officer that got HIT by a flying penis? How would you ever recover from that?? :lol: :lol:

a) who gets to do the 121?

b) can you imagine that MIS?

ATTN ALL COMMANDERS
UNUSUAL INCIDENT

MEMBER HIT BY MEMBER...

DESERT RAT
03-19-2006, 04:29 PM
Im pretty sure this guy was an Organ Donor!:arrow:

dw
03-19-2006, 05:04 PM
[quote=BoySergeant]

b) can you imagine that MIS?

ATTN ALL COMMANDERS
UNUSUAL INCIDENT

MEMBER HIT BY MEMBER...

Now that was funny! :lol:

bcjack
03-19-2006, 05:12 PM
How many prostetic "Members" will be in the officer's locker, car, duffel bag, and anywhere else???

Your Mentor's Son #2
03-20-2006, 06:03 PM
Wow, what people will do!:lol:

BoySergeant
03-21-2006, 12:35 AM
How many prostetic "Members" will be in the officer's locker, car, duffel bag, and anywhere else???

Uh, I know I should leave this one alone... but where else would you put... oh.. never mind, I'll leave this one alone. :lol: