chp14480
09-10-2008, 07:47 PM
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane
He turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to Obama, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, uh...uh...uhm, I don't know,' said Obama. 'How about,
ah...uh..uhm, What Changes I should make
To America?' ....and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let
me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to change America when you don't know sh*t ? :think:
He turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to Obama, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, uh...uh...uhm, I don't know,' said Obama. 'How about,
ah...uh..uhm, What Changes I should make
To America?' ....and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let
me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to change America when you don't know sh*t ? :think: