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Webfur
03-26-2008, 11:06 AM
Picked this up from officer.com thread:
Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement of I-15 just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of the hill.

The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off.

Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet that was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location.

Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander.

The reply came back in true USMC style. Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident.

You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.

Furthermore, an Air-to Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location. Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position.

The pilot also suggest that you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets is very high tech.

Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. it appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.

Thank you for your concern. Semper Fi.
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highway sentinel
03-26-2008, 11:31 AM
this might be the seventeenth time this one has been posted.

CHPwannaBE
03-26-2008, 12:29 PM
Yeah and it's not as cool when you read it that many times.

Webfur
03-26-2008, 01:28 PM
Yeah and it's not as cool when you read it that many times.

my apologies, I only ran into this for the first time, didn't know it was this old

Chippysgt
03-26-2008, 02:19 PM
This somewhat humorous but overworked joke started out about five years ago with the players being English constables and the RAF......

HIPCHIP
03-26-2008, 05:44 PM
this might be the seventeenth time this one has been posted.

I was gonna say, wasn't this posted like a few days a go?

Must be a good post as it sure makes it's rounds:doh::noidea:

I never liked radar, more fun to pace them anyway, especially when they're going this fast!!!!:lol:

Yzeman
03-26-2008, 11:42 PM
http://www.chpforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4598

:doh: