carcop
03-02-2008, 10:59 PM
Three men from Minnesota were sitting together one day
bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Arkansas and
had told her that she was going to have to do the dishes and house
cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to
see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Wisconsin. He
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but
the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house
was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the
table.
The third man had married a girl from Illinois. He told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes
washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every
meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling
had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye, enough
to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher...
bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Arkansas and
had told her that she was going to have to do the dishes and house
cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to
see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Wisconsin. He
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but
the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house
was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the
table.
The third man had married a girl from Illinois. He told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes
washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every
meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling
had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye, enough
to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher...