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Chippysgt
12-17-2007, 09:47 PM
Two traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the A-1 Great North Road. One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300 mph. Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.

Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district, approaching from the North Sea.
Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stif complaint to the RAF Liaison office.
Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style:
'Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment. Fortunately, the pilot flying the Tornado recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert status, and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched and your hostile radar installation destroyed.
Good Day'...

Mac
12-18-2007, 03:34 PM
It's a funny story, but here's what Snopes has about it:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/radar.asp

Chippysgt
12-18-2007, 04:14 PM
Yeah, I am a great believer in Snopes. I just considered it a funny story, like you said, not a factual occurrence.

Best speed I ever got was 180 and that was on the drivers say so. It was a Lamborghini about 12" high, black in color and the passenger was a drop dead blonde who made me drool in her fishnet top with no supportive garments. The driver was the mechanic for some arab and he claimed he had to verify the car was doing what it was suppose to for the prince...........
I took him to jail for reckless and he was out before I was........
But the ride was cool and the chick was hot.

He got chased from Sacto to Dunnigan and only got caught when he pulled into a gas station up in Dunnigan.

Mac
12-18-2007, 10:31 PM
Things are happening awful fast at a buck-80. If he'd had a flat tire or any sort of mishap, you would've been scraping him and his eye-candy passenger off a mile of asphalt with a putty knife!

redhead
12-18-2007, 11:31 PM
Things are happening awful fast at a buck-80. If he'd had a flat tire or any sort of mishap, you would've been scraping him and his eye-candy passenger off a mile of asphalt with a putty knife!
:tape::tape::tape::tape:
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/2888/umsm4.jpg
disclaimer *I was not involved in this..../disclaimer

Chippysgt
12-18-2007, 11:50 PM
For anyone that feels the need to speed, there is a place in LA called Beverly Hills Rent-A-Car and you can rent a Ferrari that will go as fast as the one on the picture.

How much you say??? How about $2500 a day...........
http://www.bhrentacar.com/vehicle_cat.php?cat=Exotics

cg+fd2chp
12-21-2007, 10:28 PM
:tape::tape::tape::tape:
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/2888/umsm4.jpg
disclaimer *I was not involved in this..../disclaimer


only thing crazier then driving that fast is taking a picture while doing it :biggrin:

Gunslinger
12-30-2007, 07:58 PM
On a movie detail, out of Mojave, on California City Blvd, there was a F1 Ferrari (formula one type) that had to drive below a low flying cargo plane (old Nam type flying box car). The commercial in question was a Shell Gasoline in which a fuel hose was superimposed to look like the car was getting gas. Got a radar on those two at 210. nice. Would have loved to take that thing for a hot lap.