Something Kinda Funny

[SB 405]

Okay so I'm at work today and walk into the men's restroom and who should I find standing at the urinal next to me but this young CHP Officer. We give each other that... "how's it going"...."good how about you" line and the whole time I can't help but think to myself...I wonder if he knows about this site...should I say something? We walked out of the restroom at the same time and I followed him out through the lobby of the hotel....and I chicken out.

[WannaBeaChippie]

why?

[SB 405]

why?

I suppose I was thinking this Officer would think it a bit strange to be approached about such a thing.

[Officer_Grady]

if you spoke to me in the restroom, I'd kinda look at you funny. I remember you are a hotel person, if I was checking into your hotel, you happen to be at the desk, small chat, and you talk about this site, different story. Whoever you talk to, they probably think adult site first before this site :lol:

[Tiredmotor]

SB405 - I'm glad you didn't say, " We were making small talk.":badgrin:

[SB 405]

Gezz,...let the record show the Officer spoke to me first. And if I was going to mention this place it would have been as we were walking towards the lobby and not as we stare at a restroom wall:lol:

[Nellie]

Maybe he thought you were sizing him up? :lol:

[WannaBeaChippie]

Hmmm...I guess its a man thing...women's bathrooms are more...private.;)

[Welpe]

Hmmm...I guess its a man thing...women's bathrooms are more...private.;)

Urinals are great conversation starters.... :lol:

[ResQ]

yeah I agree...womens restrooms are far more private. Maybe to avoid the confusion, you should start using the womens stalls...this could aleiviate any issues you may have! ;)

[FDandH]

Remember proper bathroom etiquette. If you are both on "even ground" it's ok to converse, otherwise save it for later.

Am I the only one who uses the stall in a public restroom while on-duty? I would hate to be, um, "standing there" if some crazy barges in.

Maybe this is addressed in HPM 70.6.:confused:

[Tiredmotor]

I hold it for the entire shift.................uh......the urge to "go" that is......

[CHP1]

Does anyone know what "MAN LAW" states regarding conversations with another man during the use of urinals? What chapter is it on?

[CHP1]

Does anyone know what "MAN LAW" states regarding conversations with another man during the use of urinals? What chapter is it on?

[CHP1]

Does anyone know what "MAN LAW" states regarding conversations with another man during the use of urinals? What chapter is it on?

[CHP1]

Does anyone know what "MAN LAW" states regarding conversations with another man during the use of urinals? What chapter is it on?

[CHP1]

Does anyone know what "MAN LAW" states regarding conversations with another man during the use of urinals? What chapter is it on?

[CHP1]

Does anyone know what "MAN LAW" states regarding conversations with another man during the use of urinals? What chapter is it on?

[CHP1]

Does anyone know what "MAN LAW" states regarding conversations with another man during the use of urinals? What chapter is it on?

[CHP1]

Does anyone know what "MAN LAW" states regarding conversations with another man during the use of urinals? What chapter is it on?

[redhead]

Does anyone know what "MAN LAW" states regarding conversations with another man during the use of urinals? What chapter is it on?
Chapter? This game can help! :smile: (http://flasharcade.com/urinal_game.html)

[G-Man]

funny, i guess i know my etiquette, i got them all right, even the last one!

[pupdog]

I didn't get the last one right. Then again, it would be wierd if I did now, wouldn't it? And ho do you guys pretend to know so much about the women's bathroom? I hope not from the bathroom scene in "Harold & Kumar go to White Castle!"

[SB 405]

All I know about the womens bathroom is the lines are always twice as long as the mens.:lol:

[WannaBeaChippie]

All I know about the womens bathroom is the lines are always twice as long as the mens.:lol: :rolleyes: gosh!!! Well, we actually like to "wash our hands" and fix our hair, and look nice when we leave the bathroom. Look at the womens restroom like a salon. It always takes us a minute or two longer to get finished...we ask questions like..."can I borrow some Toilet paper"..not "who pi@@# on the floor":lol: Hahaha SB 405... if you used our "stalls" nobody would know it was you...

[RodeoChippie]

Does anyone know what "MAN LAW" states regarding conversations with another man during the use of urinals? What chapter is it on?
Go to www.manlaws.com, its covered there!

[CHP1]

THANKS RODEOCHIPPIE! THAT IS A GREAT WEBSITE.

[Radar]

All I know about the womens bathroom is the lines are always twice as long as the mens.:lol: :rolleyes: gosh!!! Well, we actually like to "wash our hands" and fix our hair, and look nice when we leave the bathroom. Look at the womens restroom like a salon. It always takes us a minute or two longer to get finished...we ask questions like..."can I borrow some Toilet paper"..not "who pi@@# on the floor":lol: Hahaha SB 405... if you used our "stalls" nobody would know it was you...

I thought the lines were long 'cause women hafta go in groups of two or more...

[Nor-Cal hopeful]

No kidding, there I was... I was on I-5 when i felt my tummy start to gurgle, so pull over into the truck stop just south of Redding. I sit down to take care of business, and had noticed when I entered, that there were 4 or 5 guys in there. The song that was playing was "You've Lost That Loving Feeling," by the Righteous Brothers. So, the chorus is coming up, and who can resist singing along right? So, I am sitting there and I hear a guy start to hum real quietly along with the song. Another guy starts whistling along next, and he is a little louder but still quiet. By this time I just almost can't keep from laughing, because I know the cardinal sin of a men's public restroom is to make any noise what so ever, but I manage some how. Then a third guy, who is sitting in the next stall starts singing quietly, but a little louder. "You've lost that loving feeling now it's gone gone gone," and I can't help it anymore. I break out in my best barritone. "Whoa oh oh oh oh bump bump bump bump." Everybody started laughing. The funniest thing was, everybody just kind of filed out one by one, and as best as I could tell, nobody was making eye contact. That was the sole performance of the group I like to call "The Truck Stop Quartet."

[JM]

Speaking of bathroom etiquette reminded me of a joke I once heard.

A Marine and an Airman are standing at their resepective urinals, handling their business. The Marine finishes first and goes to the sink to wash his hands. The Airman finishes shortly thereafter and heads for the door. The Marine turns to the Airman and says, "In the Marines they teach us to wash our hands after we use the restroom." The Airman then replied, "In the Air Force they teach us not to pee on our hands." :lol:

[Yzeman]

...and I can't help it anymore. I break out in my best barritone. "Whoa oh oh oh oh bump bump bump bump."...

OK....that's it!...your man-card is suspended for a period of six months, and if this behavior continues, you risk revocation!

[TanAndBlue]

No kidding, there I was... I was on I-5 when i felt my tummy start to gurgle, so pull over into the truck stop just south of Redding. I sit down to take care of business, and had noticed when I entered, that there were 4 or 5 guys in there. The song that was playing was "You've Lost That Loving Feeling," by the Righteous Brothers. So, the chorus is coming up, and who can resist singing along right? So, I am sitting there and I hear a guy start to hum real quietly along with the song. Another guy starts whistling along next, and he is a little louder but still quiet. By this time I just almost can't keep from laughing, because I know the cardinal sin of a men's public restroom is to make any noise what so ever, but I manage some how. Then a third guy, who is sitting in the next stall starts singing quietly, but a little louder. "You've lost that loving feeling now it's gone gone gone," and I can't help it anymore. I break out in my best barritone. "Whoa oh oh oh oh bump bump bump bump." Everybody started laughing. The funniest thing was, everybody just kind of filed out one by one, and as best as I could tell, nobody was making eye contact. That was the sole performance of the group I like to call "The Truck Stop Quartet."

I was waiting to hear that the giant can of Milwaukee's Best came crashing through the roof and crushed you all.:lol: That could definitely be the funniest thing that I've heard in a while.

[Nor-Cal hopeful]

Can the sentance be carried out retroactively and can i get time off for good behavior. I'll tell you who should be suspended for life. That would be my brother, and I will tell you why. My two brothers, my sister, and I, all went back to Ohio to see my grandparents on my father's side, for the first time ever since I was 3 years old and I am the oldest. We were at the end of our stay and were at the Columbus airport having lunch with dad and all the family on that side of the world. When we were all finished with lunch, all the men got up and single filed into the bathroom. My brother was first in line, therefore first finished. As he made his way back to the exit, he saw everybody standing there handling their business, and a light went off in his head. He walked down the line of us, laughing as he pushed each of us into the urinals, where some of us hit our head on the wall. I was first, and then my youngest brother, and then my dad, and then my uncle, and then a man who looked a lot like grandpa from the back. We each laughed at the joke as we were helpless at that point to do much else. The man that looked like grandpa didn't laugh. Just about that time Grandpa comes out of the toilette stall adjusting his belt, and after making the man hit his head on the wall in front of him, My brother looks over at grandpa and then back at the man he had just assaulted. The man was so shocked at such an obvious violation of the man laws, that he had turned around, and hadn't had time to put everything away. My brother stood there for a second with a big stupid fading grin on his face, and then he just bolted and hid around the corner till the guy left.
quote=Yzeman;34098]OK....that's it!...your man-card is suspended for a period of six months, and if this behavior continues, you risk revocation![/quote]